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THINGS YOU SHOULDN’T DO A WEEK BEFORE YOU LEAVE FOR NYC

  • Get your phone stolen
  • Leave your passport in some uber driver’s back seat

THINGS I DID A WEEK BEFORE I LEAVE FOR NYC

  • Got my phone stolen
  • Left my passport in the some uber driver’s back seat 

Don’t kick me out of your place and then as soon as I get dressed and head for the door immediately begin to persuade me to stay. Like, make up your mind, lady. Jeeeeeezz

A list of the only real relief I get now-a-days

  • Shooting guns
  • Night rides down 3rd Ave
  • Waking up in a bed
  • Having an orgasm whilst receiving oral 
  • Pizza by Bianco
  • Gin + Anything
  • Thinking about Chicago/NYC/Summer